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el arroyo - Metabolism Card

Regular price
$ 5.99
Regular price
$ 5.99
Sale price
$ 5.99


El Arroyo greeting cards are known for their fun, witty, and sometimes snarky messages that humorously poke fun at real life situations. Here are the key features of these cards:

  •  Card Size: Each card measures 5.5 inches in width and 4.25 inches in height.
  •  Material: The cards have a soft velvet touch exterior, adding a tactile and luxurious feel.
  •   Interior: The interior of the cards is left blank, providing ample space for you to add your personalized message.
  • Envelope: Each card comes individually with an envelope, ensuring a complete greeting package.
  • Packaging: The cards are packaged in a protective cellophane bag, keeping them in pristine condition until use.
  • Featured Sign: The featured sign on this particular card humorously states, "It's all fun and games until your metabolism slows down."

 El Arroyo greeting cards offer a blend of humor and relatability, making them perfect for sharing a laugh with friends and loved ones on various occasions.


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